Puleeeeeeeeeez!

Would Americans please stop swooning over the fact that it's the 10th anniversary of the death of Diana Spencer? Please?

Don't you think we've heard enough about the death of the Royal Skank?

Besides, it reflects poorly on modern Americans to fawn all over Diana and her two twerp puppies after so many Americans died in the Revolutionary War to throw off tyrants like King George III.

I know it's been over 200 years, but it's too soon to forget.