Osama Returns

Like Phoenix rising from the ashes, noted terrorist and raconteur Osama bin Laden has raised his ugly head to...to...

...preach at us?

I guess that's what you could call that ridiculous thing Osama was doing on the news yesterday. Anyway you look at is, however, he's back and he's better than ever. (And he's on video tape, as usual.)



As might have been expected, his latest video offering amounted to little more than a rambling lecture which held little of interest to those of us in the Western (read: "real") world.

He did, however, talk a little about the dating scene in Waziristan....


And the Fox News Channel managed to obtain a response from bin Laden's girlfriend (courtesy of Al Jazeera):


Ah, just think. If it weren't for video cameras, Osama wouldn't have any way to amuse himself at all....